Act like Facebook moms

[Your_local_crazyone]

This is going to be funny

[Astrid_Lycan]

What is a Facebook Mom?

[Your_local_crazyone]

A facebook mom is usually a single/taken middle aged parent that posts their whole life on facebook and talks to other single/taken moms on facebook about their kids

[Astrid_Lycan]

Makes sense :]

[v4lv4t1n3]

Jessica autism mom - online

Hello my lovelies!! Today little Timmy went to school with a fit so I’m selling his toys! Practically brand new!! Message me if you want to purchase

[2_Hayden_2]

Hello world!
Little Jeffrey KICKED today off at his tournament!

My baby boy never cheats, unlike Sarahs good for nothing son, Jimmy !
send lots of love so that cheap whore can buy implants <3 <3!

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Lisa - online

I’ll take a few!! how much for $20?

Also my baby Joey hit a home run today in little league!1! Hope your sons will get to first base next time Bless y’all

[v4lv4t1n3]

Jessica autism mom - online

Omg yes gurl!! $20 seems perfect. Hope Joey loves them Timmy is too big for them anyways

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Lisa - online

Joey will adore them! Also how old is the little guy turning this year? I’ll be sure to knit a few scarvesfor him since winter is on it’s way!!

[Alatohtar]

Oh my, look at this beautiful couple! They are 70 years together! This is so brilliant, bless them

[Your_local_crazyone]

Sarah- Online
My son never cheats, like how could you say that. Your son cheats all the time.
Gasp!! Oh could you say that about me

[2_Hayden_2]

Tiffany Sailors - online

I saw your son use OFF-BRAND CLETS!
You know that jesus did not bless this earth for your cheapskate boy to wear unknown brands
Do you KNOW what they make those out of?!?

[Cg29-alterno]

Wtf!? Omt bro these bey-colectio is verry super exclusive!!!

[Your_local_crazyone]

Sarah- Online
He doesn’t use off-brands!! He uses very expensive cleats.That I BROUGHT HIM. YOU CHEAP BIT^^
Expensive stuff

[2_Hayden_2]

Tiffany Sailors- Online

I saw your broke ass at Walmart
You do know that moms that care about her sons future shop at target ^^

[Your_local_crazyone]

Sarah- Online
You probably saw a different person that looked like me. I was at the Gucci shop
I take my son to wherever he wants to go

[2_Hayden_2]

Tiffany Sailors- Online

Oh you’re right!
The woman i saw actually had a husband

Plus i bet you couldn’t take your son to legoland like i did because I’m not broke <3

[Your_local_crazyone]

Sarah- Offline

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Lisa - online
Looks like someone doesn’t wanna talk about the divorce!!

[v4lv4t1n3]

Jessica autism mom - online

My little baby boy is turning 8 this year!! Far too old for those silly toys, LOL! Little thing wants to be treated old, so I’m treating him like an adult. I remeber when I was like that