heyyy I just wanted to give you guys some of the worst things taken out of context that i said
have fun and post your own :D
“I was trying to arouse you with the polynesian sauce”
“chapstick will convert me to christianity”
“I praise god and hate the gays, please bless my guacamole”
“I’ll try to abuse you a little less”
“that went from vegetables to racism very quickly”
“just like the deep dark depths of your m- Oh no no nope not saying that one”
i’m not being serious in any of these, i am very chill i swear
