(not my art)
Canon Lucifer laugh
Looks like you could use some help, from the big boss of Hell himself
(not my art)
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Check out daddys glowimg reveiws on yelp!
(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
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Oh with the punch of a pentagram
a 
WA-KA-BOOM Alakazam
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Usually i charge a sacraficial lamb, but you get the family rate!
(Thanks dad!)
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who needs a busboy when you’ve got the chef?
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(waAAAAoo)
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Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I’ll rig the game for you because IM THE REF!
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Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that’s just a ~staaaarrrtt~!
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whoo’s been here since day one?
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Who’s been faithful as a nun?
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who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
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You’re a executive producer (that’s true!)
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Im your guy, your day-to-day
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Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
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Remember when I fixed that clog today? (I was stuck thank you sir!)
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(Hello, welcome to pensta! Im goop :] )
Im truly honered to build such a bond [aw]
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(those arent the lyrics /j)
You’re like the child that I wish that I had [uh, what]
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I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (hold on now!)
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Its a little funny, you could almost call me daaaaaaaaad
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