The Owl House, Other stories:
Witches Crazy Camp
Chapter 1: from ordinary to extraordinary
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-boiling isles, demon realm-
you can see a complete landscape of the islands
WELCOME
TO THE BUILING ISLES,
FOR SOME A TERRIFYING PLACE, AND FOR A FEW OTHERS A PLACE TO CALL HOME
A HOME TO STORIES ABOUT
SELF-DISCOVERY, MAGIC,
LOVE, ADVENTURE, IDEALS, FRIENDSHIP,
AND HOW THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
PEOPLE MAKE US MORE EQUAL
OF WHAT THEY CAN MAKE US FEEL
“WEIRDOS”.
Today’s story will tell how 2 cultures will seek to unite, reflecting the rejection
that people tend to the extraordinary, and how magical the union between beings is.
with totally different and equal origins
-epiderm, the knee-
Professor Grumpremull: Well guys remember, this month will be very important. Because as you know we will go camping in the human kingdom to share our culture. And this course will be the first interaction between our region of the islands and humans.
I ask you not to cause too much trouble by using your magic, since humans still don’t know how to react to it.
Keep in mind that first impressions are important and even more so with such a culture.
changeable like that of humans, so we better use our magic with discretion only for the first few days. okay?
Students: okay, Professor Grupremull.
Professor Grumpremull: I almost forgot, the school we will live with is the “Iron Condor¹” high school in the city of “Woodridge lake²”
Alan: Iron Condor High School¹?
Isn’t that the one Jack was telling us about?
Billy: Yeah, wasn’t that your rival school when you were studying in Gravesfield³?
Melishia Ligthsee: I think it will be the but
month of my life after what happened with Belos
Professor Grumpremull: Well, we are already late, we better open the portal door
It will be a different portal in the owl house
-Iron Condor school, human realm-
You can see an elegant high school in the distance in the middle of the city
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-secondary “iron condor”-
A bunch of human students gather in the courtyard as a portal door to the demon realm opens.
Students: what the hell is this thing?
Director brow: great! They are already here.
Students remember that we were going to go to a camp with a foreign school for a culture exchange? Well, I present to you the 5th year students of the Epiderm magic institute, coming from another dimension where magic and many mythological oddities exist.
Professor Gumpremull arrives with his students
Epiderm students: wooow this is the human world?
Human Student 1: Wait, aren’t those the weird bugs that appeared in Gravesfield?
Human Student 2: Yes it’s true, they look cool
Human student (karen) 3: there is what you think, look at them, they are very horrendous with those horns and those deformities
The human and witch students begin to get together, while Melishia (watching everything with insecurity), Billy and Alan head to the sports fields.
Alan: hey Bill, look at this, it’s like Jack told us!
Billy: Yes, it’s true, what a thrill to practice all these sports.
Billy and Alan give each other a very emotional hug ^^
Melishia: mmm I think I got carried away by bad experiences, but I still think that the human realm is something…
???: I GOT IT!
a boy hits a volleyball in the air blocking the sun
Human student4: be careful!!
The mysterious boy falls in front of the witches, causing them to stumble and knocking over their food.
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Meli: hey idiot, what are you…!
???: sorry I didn’t see you, I really do
The boy helps his friends get up and picks up the food that was not spoiled.
Meli: she is surprised
???: She realizes that she is talking to witches and gets excited! Are they real witches!?
Alan: yes, we are authentic
??: waaaa that’s great, I knew you were real, and good people… and from another dimension, not like a certain conspiracy theorist who said they were from Mars and wanted to steal our teeth for a time machine.
Ha and I almost forgot my name is Maxi
Billy: I’m glad to know that, by the way, she is our friend Melishia: she is somewhat introverted but she is sweet and kind on the inside. She addresses her friend in a mocking tone and Meli puts her hand on her cheek, all embarrassed, and he is Alan the Witcher. most beautiful in the universe he kisses her on the cheek all gey
Maxi: wait, they’re a couple! Awww how cute, I do recommend discretion since not all humans tolerate lgbt^^"
Human student4: Hey goat! We’ve been calling you like half an hour ago! That we were still stubborn!
Meli and maxi: you call me that again and I’ll kill you, moron!
Meli is surprised while Maxi says goodbye to his new colleagues
Melishia: what a strange boy
Billy and Alan: if he is from abroad, a boy this kind among so much bad life.
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-In a human school hallway-
Melishia, Billi and Alan enter the Iron Condor High School cafeteria.
Alan: Guys, according to this book, giraffes are categorized as calm animals. How ironic isn’t it?
Billi: to the giraffes? oh really? ha ha ha!
Meli rambles on in her thoughts about what happened with Maxi and accidentally collides with a burly boy and spills her food on him.
Meli: hee, sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t see where she was going. she gets nervous when she’s introverted.
The whole school looks at the situation with concern.
bully: Hey, stupid witch, I care. Just as you have magic, when you leave the dining room you will. I will show you how things are here. He looks at her with the desire to beat her to death.
Billi: hey, I apologize, it was just an accident.
-on the way out of the dining room-
Alan: To be honest, the food at our school is much better, the meat didn’t even have any flavor.
Meli: if the meat looked like a piece of bullspider leather
Alan: although the plants were delicious
a group of upperclassmen surround the trio of witches
Billi: and now what?
Bully: I told them I would show them who’s in charge here, and I always keep my promises.
Meli: hag, what a classic glandus was missing
Meli uses her bardic magic to try to neutralize the bullies.
Bully: hag that’s as annoying as 1 year old brats playing the flute
The bully with his ears covered manages to get close to Meli and grabs her neck and horns to beat her.
Bully: hahaha is that all you have WITCH?
Billi and Alan try to intervene but are quickly held back by the students who were blocking the way
???: hey “hulk bebe”!
everyone turns around and it turns out to be maxi
Maxi: you release her now or “te duermo”!!!
with a look of being fed up with these situations
The bully: look who’s here, Mr. Killjoy, leave us spies, this doesn’t concern you, besides this witch b$$$ earned it.
Maxi: well, I informed you that they planned to have a football game at the end of the camp, but what a shame it would be if the supposed best player is expelled from the team if someone talks about his attempted murder.
Brabucon: looks at him with a threatening face
Well, if that’s the case, I’ll take care of this witch later throws Melisha to the ground and heads towards Max with great confidence
Bully: ha ha ha I’m going to make sure you don’t talk anymore damn fly
Melishia: ahg, be very careful…
Maxi: guys, better “llamen una abulancia… pero no para mi”
the bully goes with a sharp blow towards maxi, but he blocks it and counter-hits him in the nose, making the attacker retreat… consecutively he tries to kick him but maxi counterattacks again and deflects his blow… and finally maxi finishes to his adversary with a blow to the neck accompanied by a flurry of blows to his stomach and to finish with a double kick to the face.
Maxi: “MUDA” [x20]
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The thug and his companions come out smoking after the fight with maxi
Maxi: “eso les pasa por patoteros, pendejos imbeciles”
Meli, billi, alan: maxi?
Maxi: Hello guys, are you okay?
Billi: That seemed epic.
Alan: Yeah bro, that guy deserved it.
Maxi: no problem, he was just doing what anyone would do “con 2 dedos de frente”
Melishia: Hello m maxi
Maxi: What happened Melisha?
Melishia: I wondered how someone so kind could be so explosive, but to be honest she gave me a little chills. But thanks for helping, it was very polite of you.
Maxi: impressive, huh? Ah eh, sorry if I scared you, now that I think about it, it happened a little, the thing is that I’m already tired of that idiot mistreating good people like you.
awkward silence
Maxi: hey guys, would you like to go to the “facheros” places I know in the human realm?
Alan: fa what?
Billi: the truth is we would like to but I don’t think they will let us leave school
melishia: me…
Maxi: no problem, they’re in front of the school, no one will notice… hey, forget about the last thing, because you know, he marks his ears with his fingers, like a witch. By the way, “facheros” is like saying cool in my homeland, and if I’m not from here either he scratches his head with a chuckle.
Melishia: There’s actually no problem with that.
Alan and Billi: They look terrified at meli meli, aren’t you referring to that false appearance trick you actually practiced? hehe I don’t think that’s a good idea
Meli: smile mischievously
Maxi: How!? Or false appearance spell?
Maxi: try it with me! I want to see what it would be like if she were a witch! gets excited
Meli: Okay, but keep in mind that I’m still perfecting it.
Meli takes a stone, throws one at it and gives it to Maxi.
Maxi: hooo.
Melishia: Think about what you want to transform and squeeze the stone.
Maxi: ok meli breaks the stone thinking about her transformation
Puf
Maxi opens his eyes and looks at the camera on his phone.
Maxi: haaaaaaaaaaa! I love it!
Maxi acquired witch ears and blue hones and a split tail.
Meli: You look very good, she is half blushing.
Maxi: waaa this is…
puf
Maxi: Hey? Q but what happened? Do I have to have consent at all times?
Meli: It must be because you broke the stone I gave you pat pat
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Billi: I had an idea!
Alan: which one? The one about using the illusory stones to pretend to be humans, right? She looks at him with a look of obviousness.
Billi: heee hehehe yes ^^"
Maxi: that’s a great idea! Meli, could you make illusory stones, Hasi?
Meli: hey yes
Meli makes a couple of illusory stones and gives them to Billi and Alan
Maxi: well now let’s have fun!!!
Alan: By the way, we must remember that in 1 hour and a half we meet to go to camp.
the group of witches led by maxi explore the surroundings such as an ice cream parlor where billi’s brain freezes, an arcade where maxi destroys his friends, a stunt track where alan demonstrates great skill with melishia (parkour, bisis and skates ), a bookstore where Billi and Alan get in trouble for reading a book without buying it, and finally a freeky store where Meli marvels at Maxi’s good taste.
Everyone: hahahaha that was great!
Alan: if the truth is I didn’t know that the human realm had so many things in so little space
Billi: Jack told us how impressive human cities are but not at this level.
Maxi: I’m glad you had such a good time…
Meli: By the way, what time is it?
Maxi: they are…
An alarm sounds
Maxi: “cara de ajo!” We have 2 minutes left! You have to “rajar” now!
2 minutes running later…
Alan: ugh we arrived just takes out his illusory stones
Maxi: “si, de pedo llegamso”
Meli: By the way, shouldn’t you go with your maxi group?
Billi: a better question, where is Grumpremul?
Prof. Grump: Ahem, now where did they go??
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Alan: hee nowhere teacher hehe
Professor Grumpremul: I realized that you ran away from school, what did you three do now?
Melishia: we heee…
Maxi: it was me, I deserve the punishment
Billi: Maxi wait…
Maxi: I just wanted to spend time with Billi Alan and Melisha, show them my favorite things, try to be their friend… since I’m someone no one wants to be with. But if that means that they are punished, better cast all the curses and spells on me that I deserve…
Professor grumpremul: hahahaha you’re not being serious boy
Maxi: Huh?
Prof grumpremul: we do not punish with curses like 50 years ago. Besides, I like to know that they were in the hands of someone as responsible as you and you will present them with more of the human kingdom, that’s why we organized the camp, right?
Maxi: hee yes “de una”… wait, that was a compliment? open your eyes wide
Professor Grumppremul: well guys, the transports will leave now, it would be better if they go
Guys: yes teacher
meli: maxi
Maxi: yes?
Meli: thank you, everything you did for us today was not necessary.
Maxi: no problem, I just like to help others
Alan: yes and there is a false thing about the recent
Maxi: what? I just…
Billi: without thinking about it, we would be friends with someone like you.
Maxi: r-re-really? gets excited
Billi: Sure! You’re great!
Meli: Seriously, you are a very good person, you don’t have to think that you are not just because some fools think otherwise.
Maxi: in tears of happiness haw thank you guys, you are the best hugs the 3 with great strength
part of a bus
Maxi: Wait. Hey! he forgets… there are already those “mmh” doing the same thing to me again
Meli: Hey Max, what happened?
Maxi: do nothing else, they made them think when driving that the “bus” was full and they took off
Billi: hey we can make room for you in ours
Maxi: thank you but I’ll call a taxi…
Alan: It wasn’t a question, dummy.
The three of them throw Maxi into the bus.
Witch 1: What are these 3 doing with a human?
Witch 2: Yes, your transport hasn’t left yet?
Professor Grumpremul: Are you left behind, boy?
Maxi: Look, it’s not the first time it’s happened.
Meli: teacher, no problem, we’ll give one of our elders to maxi
The kids see a couple of hundred free on the bus.
Alan: for the titan there are only 3 ancients
Maxi: Don’t worry about that, I know a little magic trick.
maxi raises the armrests making room for a 4th person
Billi: wow, that’s great! Now the 4 of us enter!
Director: Are you all there?
Students: yes
The bus heads to the camp outside the city.
Witch 3: Hey, look, they look like the forests on the ribs, only the trees are green.
Alan: what the hell is that! It looks like a centarus but without a humanoid body and with horns!
Maxi: well, deer are one of the most majestic animals there are… and they fascinate me.
Billi: a question? How did they contain the giraffes?
Maxi: with a tranquilizer dart… and why especially giraffes? They are peaceful animals
everyone looks at maxi strangely
Meli: you see… giraffes are not what you think he shows her a photo of a giraffe showing its true face
Maxi: “a la virgencita!” For a moment I thought it was real! Very good use of photoshop
Billi: It’s true! Giraffes destroy you from the kingdom of demons since witches know how to make light spells
Maxi is shocked
Maxi: “a… la… mierda”
look at the dead protagonists outside the bus while our friends continue talking about curiosities about their realms
End of chapet 1
PS: If you are wondering why the use of quotation marks, it is because it represents that a character says a sentence or dialogue in another language, for example especially when he speaks in Spanish because he is Argentine or when he says “muda” (which is useless in Japanese ) for a jojo reference
